Doing the Bull Dance...Feeling the Flow.....
After a tragic week here in the Connecticut River Valley I think it is best to drop a few dimes as we head into one of the most insane months of the year.
-The local Comcast provider sets up MSG for Knicks games on channel 98. Thus, I can see first hand the final act of the debacle that is the Isiah Thomas ERA in NY. ‘Should be exciting…
-This also provides a chance to watch more of Gus Johnson, the most underrated sports announcer in America.
-Nothing beats driving a Suberu. It is the epitome of comfort and class in an automobile. That said, paying for new parts is for the frickin' birds man....
-Between TNT, ESPN, ESPN2, MSG, FSN, and YES, my ability to watch an NBA game almost every night despite not having a premium NBA package is outstanding. Five games on tonight to choose from. I may not go out at night again until June, unless it is to a game of course.
-The idea of Fantasy Congress is brilliant, and one that I have had since 2000. Joining a league today was the columniation of 6 years of hope and optimism, all which of coarse will be dashed if Rosa DeLauro and David Wu (Who is full of Tremendous Upside Potential) shit the bed.
-The early retirement of Ian Cheney from “BigChe’s BigBlog” to make time for work and women came as a shock to this blogger. Here’s to hoping that he’ll find the time to enlighten us all again in the future. If any of you don’t yet know, Teaching is a bitch. Plus, next year we do our BEST portfolios, so maybe this move can be seen as more of a preemptive strike against the insanity that jumping these many burning hoops seeks to cause in the psyche’s of professional educators here in Connecticut.
-The discovery of Meth labs in the isolated redneck haven of East Hampton last month prompted many community officials to call for better precautions when purchasing sinus medicine in all the local area towns. I think having to sign a log book to buy Sudafed is enough, and if you are willing to take a drug that put holes in your face, you deserve it for being a moron. When it comes to taking drugs, I find myself becoming more and more of a Social Darwinist on the matter. Take them if you want, but if you are willing to fuck with deadly and demoralizing shit, it is your loss. To quote Dr. Dre ,“Fuck Y’all, I like Breathing”
…..That’s right, I just quoted Dr. Dre to emphasize my anti-drug message!
…I believe in the power of Irony…
-After reading a couple of years worth of Rolling Stone and watching MSNBC non stop for the last couple of weeks, not to mention being ass-fucked by the elections in 2000 and 2004, I am convinced the election on Tuesday has already been fixed by the ruling elites and the voting machine company CEOs who go down on them. Sorry….
-Like the Keith Foulke ERA, I think the Wally Sczerbiak ERA in Boston needs to end.
-The “Borat” movie looks funny, but didn’t Yakov Smirnoff and Balki Bartokomous already beat the whole “Eastern European in America” shtick to death in the 1980’s?
-I am all for respecting history, but the fine ass Boston Celtic dancers/cheerleaders will only add to my viewing experience.
-You know things are bad in America when students begin to ask “Who was Vanilla Ice ?”
-Payton Manning blows....
-Wouldn't it be better if Micheal Douglas in "The American President" died at the end?
-Remember …Remember …The 5th of November …
More on this next time…
Strength and Honor……
-The local Comcast provider sets up MSG for Knicks games on channel 98. Thus, I can see first hand the final act of the debacle that is the Isiah Thomas ERA in NY. ‘Should be exciting…
-This also provides a chance to watch more of Gus Johnson, the most underrated sports announcer in America.
-Nothing beats driving a Suberu. It is the epitome of comfort and class in an automobile. That said, paying for new parts is for the frickin' birds man....
-Between TNT, ESPN, ESPN2, MSG, FSN, and YES, my ability to watch an NBA game almost every night despite not having a premium NBA package is outstanding. Five games on tonight to choose from. I may not go out at night again until June, unless it is to a game of course.
-The idea of Fantasy Congress is brilliant, and one that I have had since 2000. Joining a league today was the columniation of 6 years of hope and optimism, all which of coarse will be dashed if Rosa DeLauro and David Wu (Who is full of Tremendous Upside Potential) shit the bed.
-The early retirement of Ian Cheney from “BigChe’s BigBlog” to make time for work and women came as a shock to this blogger. Here’s to hoping that he’ll find the time to enlighten us all again in the future. If any of you don’t yet know, Teaching is a bitch. Plus, next year we do our BEST portfolios, so maybe this move can be seen as more of a preemptive strike against the insanity that jumping these many burning hoops seeks to cause in the psyche’s of professional educators here in Connecticut.
-The discovery of Meth labs in the isolated redneck haven of East Hampton last month prompted many community officials to call for better precautions when purchasing sinus medicine in all the local area towns. I think having to sign a log book to buy Sudafed is enough, and if you are willing to take a drug that put holes in your face, you deserve it for being a moron. When it comes to taking drugs, I find myself becoming more and more of a Social Darwinist on the matter. Take them if you want, but if you are willing to fuck with deadly and demoralizing shit, it is your loss. To quote Dr. Dre ,“Fuck Y’all, I like Breathing”
…..That’s right, I just quoted Dr. Dre to emphasize my anti-drug message!
…I believe in the power of Irony…
-After reading a couple of years worth of Rolling Stone and watching MSNBC non stop for the last couple of weeks, not to mention being ass-fucked by the elections in 2000 and 2004, I am convinced the election on Tuesday has already been fixed by the ruling elites and the voting machine company CEOs who go down on them. Sorry….
-Like the Keith Foulke ERA, I think the Wally Sczerbiak ERA in Boston needs to end.
-The “Borat” movie looks funny, but didn’t Yakov Smirnoff and Balki Bartokomous already beat the whole “Eastern European in America” shtick to death in the 1980’s?
-I am all for respecting history, but the fine ass Boston Celtic dancers/cheerleaders will only add to my viewing experience.
-You know things are bad in America when students begin to ask “Who was Vanilla Ice ?”
-Payton Manning blows....
-Wouldn't it be better if Micheal Douglas in "The American President" died at the end?
-Remember …Remember …The 5th of November …
More on this next time…
Strength and Honor……
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