The Shit Talk Express
Its real Hip Hop and it don’t stop ‘till we get the po-po off the block…
John McCain is back, and he is queerer then ever. Christian Conservatives say they dislike this fantabulous Senator, from the last state in the Union to celebrate Martin Luther King Day, for not being a “True Republican”. Since I have no clue what that means, I will have to assume that they think he is gay, or an illegal immigrant. Como Esta?
I have come to the conclusion that American Fast Food is the third worst thing to be created and spread across the world in the past 60 years. It is number three because it is only slightly less destructive then an H-Bomb or the freaky sexual practices of Marv Albert.
This week a friend of mine name Ben asked me what kind of music God listens to. Since he loves music, and God has clearly been on vacation for the passed 5000 years, Ben figured he is a huge Jimmy Buffet fan. Never having gottne into the aforementioned Buffet, I told him God was a certain Irish Lead Singer. It was then pointed out by the writiers of South Park that God may be Bi-Curious. It was later agreed God was probably was big into the intergalactic ally bizarre styling’s of Euro’s who play piano…..
I‘ve said it before and I’ll say it again, New England needs a crazy big outdoor festival concert like The Big Day Off, Bonnaroo, or Coachella. Why the Willimantic Recreation Department has not jumped at this opportunity I will never know. Crazy Stoners….
Duke just lost to VCU. Can you say Karma?…
What would you do if you took the South Park Character Test and you came out as Big Gay Al? Lets hope that Curt Shilling Blogs about this…
CT is trying to become the 10th state to allow 17 years olds to vote in Presidential Primarys. Can a Pete Wentz presidential bid be far away?
The Jolie-Pitt’s adopted a Vietnamese child. Can these people feed into every cliché ever? Good Grief...
I really hope that Newt Gingrich runs for President. That guy makes Giuliani look like the 40 year Old Virgin….
SAT Prep of the Day…
Satan is to Grays Anatomy, as Angus Young is to _______.
A. The Bay City Rollers
B. Journey
C. AC/DC
D. Van Halen
Answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VlRUIHwygc
As many of you know The Prez does not smoke the Sticky Icky, but the following was a conversation I had this week.
My neighbor, The Weed Smoking Buddhist -“If Islam legalized the smoking of heavy amounts of weed after prayer, 9/11 would not have happened.”
My retort “Wake up, the government is lying about 9/11”
TWSB-“And people call me a loser”
TP-“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
TWSB-“What?”
TP-“There are Known-Knowns, and Known-Unknowns, but there is also Unknown- Unknowns, things we don’t know that we don't know…It was probably Da Man, ”
TWSB-“Where did you hear that?”
TP-“Gin Rummy”
TWSB-“Aww Shit, that’s right”
TWSB-“Want to come over and puff”
TP-“Ahh no, I’m high on March Madness and The Boondocks”
TWSB-“Word”
Random statements by The Prez this week, To one day be quotes used in in Year Books and Money.
-Don Imus looks like death.
-Pork is good, but it’s like the Crack of American food.
-CAPT Testing feeds the hate that keeps America ignorant.
-The Department of Defense is the most corrupt organization in the world.
-I like water.
-3rd period makes me think about quittin'... and just pimpin’ ho's.
Its was a strange week….
John McCain is back, and he is queerer then ever. Christian Conservatives say they dislike this fantabulous Senator, from the last state in the Union to celebrate Martin Luther King Day, for not being a “True Republican”. Since I have no clue what that means, I will have to assume that they think he is gay, or an illegal immigrant. Como Esta?
I have come to the conclusion that American Fast Food is the third worst thing to be created and spread across the world in the past 60 years. It is number three because it is only slightly less destructive then an H-Bomb or the freaky sexual practices of Marv Albert.
This week a friend of mine name Ben asked me what kind of music God listens to. Since he loves music, and God has clearly been on vacation for the passed 5000 years, Ben figured he is a huge Jimmy Buffet fan. Never having gottne into the aforementioned Buffet, I told him God was a certain Irish Lead Singer. It was then pointed out by the writiers of South Park that God may be Bi-Curious. It was later agreed God was probably was big into the intergalactic ally bizarre styling’s of Euro’s who play piano…..
I‘ve said it before and I’ll say it again, New England needs a crazy big outdoor festival concert like The Big Day Off, Bonnaroo, or Coachella. Why the Willimantic Recreation Department has not jumped at this opportunity I will never know. Crazy Stoners….
Duke just lost to VCU. Can you say Karma?…
What would you do if you took the South Park Character Test and you came out as Big Gay Al? Lets hope that Curt Shilling Blogs about this…
CT is trying to become the 10th state to allow 17 years olds to vote in Presidential Primarys. Can a Pete Wentz presidential bid be far away?
The Jolie-Pitt’s adopted a Vietnamese child. Can these people feed into every cliché ever? Good Grief...
I really hope that Newt Gingrich runs for President. That guy makes Giuliani look like the 40 year Old Virgin….
SAT Prep of the Day…
Satan is to Grays Anatomy, as Angus Young is to _______.
A. The Bay City Rollers
B. Journey
C. AC/DC
D. Van Halen
Answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VlRUIHwygc
As many of you know The Prez does not smoke the Sticky Icky, but the following was a conversation I had this week.
My neighbor, The Weed Smoking Buddhist -“If Islam legalized the smoking of heavy amounts of weed after prayer, 9/11 would not have happened.”
My retort “Wake up, the government is lying about 9/11”
TWSB-“And people call me a loser”
TP-“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
TWSB-“What?”
TP-“There are Known-Knowns, and Known-Unknowns, but there is also Unknown- Unknowns, things we don’t know that we don't know…It was probably Da Man, ”
TWSB-“Where did you hear that?”
TP-“Gin Rummy”
TWSB-“Aww Shit, that’s right”
TWSB-“Want to come over and puff”
TP-“Ahh no, I’m high on March Madness and The Boondocks”
TWSB-“Word”
Random statements by The Prez this week, To one day be quotes used in in Year Books and Money.
-Don Imus looks like death.
-Pork is good, but it’s like the Crack of American food.
-CAPT Testing feeds the hate that keeps America ignorant.
-The Department of Defense is the most corrupt organization in the world.
-I like water.
-3rd period makes me think about quittin'... and just pimpin’ ho's.
Its was a strange week….
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