The Internet is Massive

Tim Ryan is the F'ing Man, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiUDKI0ptyk

Today I was asked, "Mr.Prez, what is the biggest thing in the world ?".
My response, "Your mouth". However, several minutes of reflection led me to stop the class and provide an actual answer to little Billy Bob's question. "The Internet" I exclaimed. "Whats da Internet?" asked Jaime Lynn. "Its more then what Jerry Lynn uses to look at porn I hope" she wondered outloud. After explaining how Al Gore enabled the American public to access the Internet after demilitarizing it, I ask each student to type their name into an Internet search engine. "Wow, there is someone else named Joe Billy Smih in America?". "No" I said, "That Joe Billy Smith is from Austrialia". "Thats far away I reckon'" he said.

The Internet is massive, especially for Rednecks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrvDKZcwpA0